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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,3:31 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from El Paso to San Diego.The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked,"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.So the boy walked back to the flight attendant and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did."

"Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,4:18 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :good  :rotflmao  :good  :rotflmao  :good

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,4:50 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Well that explains the sticky tarmac by SW terminal.... :p

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,8:01 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thats why they keep thier nuts in little bags :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao thats funny I dont care who you are!! :jumpie

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That's too funny!.. :good  :laugh  :laugh
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:rotflmao  :good  :good

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:good  :rotflmao  :D



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What makes it really funny is that most of you can relate to it!!  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  Kids ask the best questions!!

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Aug. 09 2005,10:57 am)
What makes it really funny is that most of you can relate to it!!  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  Kids ask the best questions!!

Yep!.. :good  :laugh
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