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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,8:31 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
True story folks !!!

Saturday night I got pulled over after leaving work, It was 2:30am. The ontario police officer walks up to my window and ask's for my lic, reg, insurance. I ask him why he pulled me over and he said that "I rolled thru the stop sign". I said ok,
then of course the next question was "how much have you had to drink tonight". With a stright face I looked at the cop and said, "why do I have a fat chick in the back seat"

The cop broke down in tears laughing his ass off, handed me back my lic,reg,insur, and said "thats a good one".

Have a good night, and watch those stop signs.

A buddy of mine did this and it worked for him also, ( of course he was not drinking either)  :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie  :beer  :beer

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,8:35 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:beer  :beer I love it  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :jumpie

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,9:15 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:beer  sounds like my younger years...  :beer  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 08 2005,9:53 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Most cops really appreciate a good one like that, they get sick of the same lame excuses or argumentative people that are just asking for a ticket.

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Good one....put that in with the registration... :good  :beer
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That is a good one!.. :D  :good  :laugh
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:good  :good  :D



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Get-her Dunnnnn!!!  Thats freekin great!!!  :D

And pretty ballsy!

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So...what was the fat chicks name? :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 09 2005,1:53 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
After he handed me back my paperwork, I was not about to say anything else. Except "thanks"

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

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True story folks !!!





A buddy of mine did this and it worked for him also, ( of course he was not drinking either)  :jumpie  :jumpie  :jumpie  :beer  :beer

I was gonna say, I'm sure it would only work if you haven't had anything to drink :drink ........a bit of humor goes a long ways.

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