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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 10 2005,7:46 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time and
now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor
began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said,
"Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!

Ain't dat grand!" Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet! "

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got
you a daughter! She a pretty lil' ting, too." Bubba got kind of puzzled by
this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had
yourself another boy!"

When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down
with his wife and said, ! "Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil? "

She said, "Yeah, I do."


Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40
:stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid  :stupid


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 10 2005,11:51 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:laugh What's sad though is I sat there readin' that, all the time thinkin' about what you'd get usin' "Marvel Mystery Oil"! :eek


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 10 2005,11:57 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

ROTFLMAO !!!!!! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  I was thinking  the same thing !!!!


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LMFAO!.. :D  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Quote (coorslt4u2 @ Aug. 10 2005,7:46 pm)
Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40

......Or Slick 50........ :eek  :D


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or maybe some ccr 556


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