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Posted: Aug. 11 2005,3:44 pm

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Two men were driving through Texas when they got
> pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walked
> > > up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
> > >
> > > The driver rolled down his window and WHACK, the
> > > Trooper smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
> > >
> > > "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
> > >
> > > "Your in Texas, son, " the Trooper answered. "When
> > > we pull you over in Texas you better have your
> > > license ready by the time we get to your car."
> > >
> > > "I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said. "I'm not
> > > from around here.
> > >
> > > The Trooper runs a check on the guy's
> > > license--he's clean and gives the guy his license
> > > back. The Trooper then walks around to the passenger
> > > side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls
> > > down the window and "WHACK", the Trooper smacks him
> > > on the head with the nightstick.
> > >
> > > "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
> > >
> > > "Just making your wish come true," replied the
> > > Trooper.
> > >
> > > "Making what wish come true?"
> > >
> > > "Because I know your type," the Trooper says, "two
> > > miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy
> > > and say, I wish that asshole would've tried that
> > > shit with me! :beat