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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 13 2005,7:10 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me
want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in
one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts
of animal to splatter every where then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"



The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for
upper management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others
to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer   ...CLASSIC...
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 13 2005,10:06 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao That guy would fit in very well where I work!!! :good

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I like it!!!
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:rotflmao I think that guy is my boss  :rotflmao  :good

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