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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 16 2005,8:00 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto
wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what
you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo ----. Somebody stole tent."

:laugh  :laugh
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:rotflmao I knew he was the brains :rotflmao  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 16 2005,10:41 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 16 2005,8:00 am)
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo ----. Somebody stole tent."

:laugh  :laugh

:good :rotflmao :rotflmao :rotflmao :good

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