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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,9:47 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Y es, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

:laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,10:54 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao Thats great  :rotflmao

That wud take balls to pull that!  But then again they have voice recorders now :(

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With the cops around here, crap like that might get you tazered

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,4:10 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
It sounds like my mother :stupid she got pulled over in cali. W/ az. tags for tinted windows, gave the CHP an ear full, and then asked if if he was going to take her gun away. because she has an az. carry permit, I guess I'm lucky I didnt have to bail her out :good I think I still owe her one :stupid  :D  :good  :rotflmao

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