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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,10:05 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item---Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said, "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand.

The top 10 surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

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How about RED NECK 20 20

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wouldn't that be more like MAD COW 20/20  :confused
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Some people may like  "Coones Farm"

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instead of two buck Chuck they will have two peso Pedro, Maybe two dollar Deyron??
How about the slogan "there were no children abused in the making of this wine but there may be some in the drinking of it!"
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