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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,4:36 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."



The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I



feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and



I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

:bebe  :bebe  :bebe  :bebe

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,4:44 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Very funny Roundeye, you maka me raf :laugh

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:rotflmao  :good  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,8:40 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Him funny guy !! :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,9:15 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
you soo funny  :good  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 24 2005,9:21 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I feel sick too.
What the address so i can get fixed.
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Seen that one before, that is a good one!.. :good  :laugh  :laugh
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