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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.



Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took
a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"



Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."
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Me and Bubba used to do alot of bar hoppin' back in the day...... :D

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 02 2005,3:42 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (BigDogIvan @ Sep. 02 2005,3:14 pm)
"them two assholes."

Gomer i think they be talkin bout us :D  :D  :good  :good





btw hows that boat :D

Edited by stingray on Sep. 02 2005,3:44 pm

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Quote (stingray @ Sep. 02 2005,3:42 pm)
btw hows that boat :D

I think this thread kind of sums it up. This is beyond what I'm going through with the trailer.  

https://www.havasudoug.com/cgi-bin....;t=4941

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Quote (BigDogIvan @ Sep. 02 2005,11:24 pm)
Quote (stingray @ Sep. 02 2005,3:42 pm)
btw hows that boat :D

I think this thread kind of sums it up. This is beyond what I'm going through with the trailer.  

https://www.havasudoug.com/cgi-bin....;t=4941

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May as well do it all at one time!.. :D  :laugh
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