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GlassMan
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Posted: Sep. 29 2005,11:32 am |
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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand,
smiled and said hello to him.
He is rather taken back that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he cannot place where he might know her from,
so he says,
"Sorry do you know me?"
She replies,
"I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my
children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says.
"Are you that strip-o-gram at my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and
stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No," she replies,
"I'm your son's English Teacher."
It's a fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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LASINC
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Posted: Sep. 29 2005,11:51 am |
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I heard that one before and its still as funny.
My friend sent me this one:
A cat fell in a pond and the rooster laughed.
Moral of the story......a cock always loves a wet pu$$y.
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shueman
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Posted: Sep. 29 2005,7:59 pm |
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DOH.....  
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Sep. 30 2005,5:54 am |
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Carrera Elite
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Posted: Sep. 30 2005,9:43 am |
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A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday, they had not been together very long so he thought long & hard before remembering that on their last date she had complained that her hands were cold. So he decided on a pair of gloves, not too personal at this stage of their relationship, but thoughtful nonetheless.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister he went to Harrods & bought a stylish pair of dainty white gloves. At the same time the sister bought a pair of knickers for herself & they both asked for them to be gift wrapped.
Unfortunately the shop assistant mixed the items up and the guy left with
the gift wrapped for his girlfriend's sister & the girlfriend's sister left with the gloves.
The boyfriend, obviously none the wiser, decided to deliver his present
in person. When he arrived at his girlfriends house she wasn't in. So
instead he left the following, thoughtful note along with the present at her front door:
"I hope you like your present, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister I would have chosen some long ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they are easier to pull off.
These are a delicate shade & the shop assistant showed me the pair she has been wearing for the past three weeks & they are hardly soiled at all. I had her try on yours & although a little tight they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps keep her ring clean & in fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them.
I wish you had been here so that I could have put them on for you as no doubt many hands will touch them before I have the chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will be holding them in my hand over the coming year. I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love, Adam. PS The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing".
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