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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 22 2005,6:56 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a
shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second,
"that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff
of smoke,and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and
top hat came boiling out. He said,

"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie.  I can grant you one wish."
 
I said, "No shit?"

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