GoFastRacer
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Posted: Oct. 22 2005,6:59 am |
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to
death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born
in the world was Chinese
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and two blondes were
stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got
caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was
covered with dents, so the next day she took
it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she
was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail
pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and
knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.
Nothing happened. So she blew a little
harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had
instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order
to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like
hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes
checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with
the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was
which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper
lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up
the appropriate eye, and asked her to read the
letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had
tears streaming down her face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get
emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the
blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.
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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came
across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated
by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to
the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said,
"That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot
and some things cold"
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to
buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to
work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot things hot
and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets
full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful
(you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept
looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said,
"It's golf balls".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him
thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain
her curiosity any longer, asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
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