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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,12:26 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Well since Sleek busted my chops for not remembering a reference to Airplane over on HB. I found a site with some funny stuff.

:cool

Airplane! (1980)



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First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,12:29 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Oh crap found audio links :laugh

Clarence


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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,12:31 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:laugh

How long till we land?


OK I'll stop :D


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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,12:46 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I'm just relieved you got the referance... Shirley... :D  :good


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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,12:52 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:D
No, I'm not joking and quit calling me Shirley ;)

One of my favs :good Anyone?



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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,12:57 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I liked when the little white boy asks the little white girl if she wants cream with her coffee.  She replies "No, I like it black..........like my men." :rotflmao

BTW, it would have been just as funny to me if the races were reversed. :laugh






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It just so happens :D

Cream?


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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit siffin glue... :D


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Right turn Clyde


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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,1:33 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Laid?


Fixed :D


Edited by AZKC on Nov. 03 2005,4:06 pm


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Lets fix it, you copied the properties of the .gif file need the properties of the .wav file. When you right click, copy short cut and paste it in the url button, the one next(left side) to the email button

Edited by AZKC on Nov. 03 2005,2:02 pm


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Its like buying a new toy  :jumpie I just can't leave it alone :D

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 03 2005,3:27 pm Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (AZKC @ Nov. 03 2005,1:53 pm)
Lets fix it, you copied the properties of the .gif file need the properties of the .wav file. When you right click, copy short cut and paste it in the url button, the one next(left side) to the email button

It wont let me, I can't get to the .wav extension, damit...

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Quote (gjb @ Nov. 03 2005,3:27 pm)
Quote (AZKC @ Nov. 03 2005,1:53 pm)
Lets fix it, you copied the properties of the .gif file need the properties of the .wav file. When you right click, copy short cut and paste it in the url button, the one next(left side) to the email button

It wont let me, I can't get to the .wav extension, damit...

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:comp Right click "copy shortcut" got me this and I fixed yours ;)

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Who can tell me the guy that carries a lucky egg in his underwear?
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eins, zwei, drei   ;)


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This shit's too funny!.. :D  :good  :laugh  :laugh
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Quote (Ziggy @ Nov. 03 2005,5:12 pm)
Who can tell me the guy that carries a lucky egg in his underwear?
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eins, zwei, drei   ;)

Can't think of his name on the movie but it was Doug E Doug in Cool Runnings.   :D   Funny flick!!
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Wow, haven't heard that name in a while!.. :eek  :D
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Nov. 03 2005,8:15 pm)
"When I get Home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth"

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit 2 I beleave.  :D
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The Great Outdoors

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