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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 10 2005,8:11 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.  But do you really know
the difference between them?  In an effort to keep you  informed, the
definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having the balls to say:

"You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 10 2005,9:55 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I'd say that if you tried that, you should call the paramedics first................. :laugh

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I think the Coroner might be a bit more appropriate!.. :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 11 2005,7:55 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao thanks for clearing that up.  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 11 2005,8:13 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao Guess that about sums it up... :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 12 2005,9:35 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Nov. 11 2005,5:54 am)
I think the Coroner might be a bit more appropriate!.. :rotflmao  :rotflmao

She'd probably make you dig your grave first, tyring to keep the funeral costs down.......

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Nov. 12 2005,10:35 am)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Nov. 11 2005,5:54 am)
I think the Coroner might be a bit more appropriate!.. :rotflmao  :rotflmao

She'd probably make you dig your grave first, tyring to keep the funeral costs down.......

That's for sure!.. :D  :laugh  :laugh
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