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Bullitt Bob

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Posted: Nov. 23 2005,6:51 pm |
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President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance.
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs of Staff to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 Â pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants.
"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The General admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill, but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out, the better.
Edited by Bullitt Bob on Nov. 23 2005,6:51 pm

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Posted: Nov. 24 2005,5:15 am |
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Good one!..
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