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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 08 2005,6:40 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it  was too tight.

February - Ordered new  drapes for her computer because it had windows.

March - Got excited  when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
the box said "2-4  years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the  power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of  water wouldn't fit into the
little packet.

June - Couldn't  learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with  a
slope.

July - After  losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to
the  judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told  her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car  using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top
was  down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was:  answered "C."

October - Hates M  &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a  turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour
per pound and  she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no  "11" on any phone
button.

It has certainly been a rough  year for the blondes.....


:laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 08 2005,6:52 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Good ones... :good  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 08 2005,7:07 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
LOL... very good  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 08 2005,7:37 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
AAHH Yes!!! Nothing like the year in review.   :laugh
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all of that trama but they continue to thrive. :rotflmao

good ones :good

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:good  I like it!
:rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 08 2005,2:25 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A blonde spills Cheerios all over, all excited she exclaims "ohhhhh, donut seeds" :laugh

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Quote (Ziggy @ Dec. 08 2005,3:25 pm)
A blonde spills Cheerios all over, all excited she exclaims "ohhhhh, donut seeds" :laugh

:D  :good  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 06 2006,2:47 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
thought I'd bring this back for a good laugh or two... :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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:good  :good
Post count?????
:D

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Quote (stingray @ Feb. 06 2006,2:49 pm)
:good  :good
Post count?????
:D

Nah brother...just damn funny and there was no other way to bring it back up here without adding my .02.   :D  But I like your thinking.

Edited by tamalewagon on Feb. 06 2006,3:08 pm
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Quote (tamalewagon @ Feb. 06 2006,4:07 pm)
Quote (stingray @ Feb. 06 2006,2:49 pm)
:good  :good
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Nah brother...just damn funny and there was no other way to bring it back up here without adding my .02.   :D  But I like your thinking.

Bump!.. :D  :laugh  :laugh  :laugh
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Damn, GFR must have some pretty good shocks!! :rolleyes

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 07 2006,11:34 am Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I think that I know that blonde......

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I like the two blonde sisters that were on opposite sides of the Channel in Havasu.

One yells across, "how do I get to the other side?"
The other on replys, "your already there..!!"
:rolleyes  :laugh
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Quote (shueman @ Feb. 08 2006,12:12 am)
I like the two blonde sisters that were on opposite sides of the Channel in Havasu.

One yells across, "how do I get to the other side?"
The other on replys, "your already there..!!"
:rolleyes  :laugh

:rotflmao  :good  :rotflmao  :D

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