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Kim Hanson
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Posted: Dec. 18 2005,6:57 pm |
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To all of you, might not make it back for some time again.........so have a good one and make some cake  ........( . )( . ).........
Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
bottle Vodka
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try
another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a schit.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick
the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS 
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror."
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Posted: Dec. 18 2005,7:26 pm |
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Your cake sounds like my mom and I baking today. LOL
Merry Christmas, Kim. Enjoy those girls. Hope it's a great one!
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shueman
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Posted: Dec. 19 2005,6:43 pm |
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Happy Holidays to our northern brothers....  
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LASINC
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Posted: Dec. 20 2005,8:53 am |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!!!
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