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Ziggy
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Posted: Feb. 07 2006,12:42 pm |
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I dread having to go to the dentist. I had an 8am appointment this morning for cleaning and Xrays. New Hygenist this time around worth staying in the seat for  .
Scrape, scrape, grind, opps, scrape grind scrape......turn your head to the right a little, now left.
Time to pollish them nice and shiney.
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Exam time by the Doc...........hmmmmmmmm, uh huh, ohhhhhhh.......then they have the knack to ask you a question with their fingers crammed in your mouth  ......answer is: nothhh thoooo mooch unreth I dwink cole wadda 
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After all is done and I'm ranting about even having to be there he says we need you back to take a closer look at one tooth.........Lets do it now I say..........can't machine is broken right now.....
See front desk to make appointment.
Cha-ching $175 in a matter of 45 minutes cleaning and 5 minutes with the Doc.......and still having to return for more bad news I'm sure(and another pricey bill).......
Wish I could bill out at his rates, hiway robbery 
Edited by Ziggy on Feb. 07 2006,12:43 pm
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LASINC
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Posted: Feb. 07 2006,12:55 pm |
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| Quote (stingray @ Feb. 07 2006,12:52 pm) | no stories like that, I found one that has great taste in women, every time I go in he has a hotter than last time Hygenist. I may look like "snaggletooth"  Â but it's worth the visit  |
Whats his number and I may just have to switch dentist.
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tamalewagon
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Posted: Feb. 07 2006,3:51 pm |
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Found out the hard way while getting a tooth drilled...where there's smoke...there's fire. The drill evidently had caused it's last bit of pain and went out kicking and screaming. The drill jammed and yes, caught fire while working on me.
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tamalewagon
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Posted: Feb. 07 2006,5:45 pm |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 07 2006,3:55 pm) | | Quote (tamalewagon @ Feb. 07 2006,2:51 pm) | | Found out the hard way while getting a tooth drilled...where there's smoke...there's fire. Â The drill evidently had caused it's last bit of pain and went out kicking and screaming. Â The drill jammed and yes, caught fire while working on me. |
Bill Cosby skit comes to mind.....Fireb!!! |
Never thought about that, but you're right! Could have made my own comedy skit if it weren't for Bill getting to it a few years earlier.
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shueman
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Posted: Feb. 07 2006,11:59 pm |
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I hated going, nearly pass out every time....and that's just when I'm checking in.... 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 08 2006,5:02 am |
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I hate going to the dentist!.. 
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gigamurph
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Posted: Feb. 10 2006,1:20 am |
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Waitin' for my permanent crown to come in to have it "installed" in a coupla weeks. Scary story; wish I could remember the dentists name so I could warn y'all to stay away from this clown! About 5 years ago, for some unexplained reason, my jaw decides to splinter and send a sliver of bone out through my gums just below one of the molars. Finally dug the damn thing out and decided to go to the dentist and verify what it was. Anyway, the hygienist looks at it and wants the doc to take a look at it. So this goof is workin' on someone else, walks over to me, and tries to stick his hands in my mouth while wearin' the same gloves that he had stuck in someone else's mouth. I pitch a bitch, so he goes to the sink and washes said gloves off. I says, "That ain't gonna cut it! If those damn gloves cost that damn much, I'll buy 'em for ya! Change the damn things or you ain't lookin' at squat in my mouth and I'll do my best to see to it that ya don't look at anyone else's mouth too!" That's the same day that I found out that ya don't want to piss off someone who's gonna have his hands in your mouth!
While we're on the subject of dentists; is it just me or does every dentist go to college on a basketball scholarship? Almost every jawbreaker that I've been to has hands the size of two hams!
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 10 2006,4:49 am |
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| Quote (gigamurph @ Feb. 10 2006,2:20 am) | Waitin' for my permanent crown to come in to have it "installed" in a coupla weeks. Scary story; wish I could remember the dentists name so I could warn y'all to stay away from this clown! About 5 years ago, for some unexplained reason, my jaw decides to splinter and send a sliver of bone out through my gums just below one of the molars. Finally dug the damn thing out and decided to go to the dentist and verify what it was. Anyway, the hygienist looks at it and wants the doc to take a look at it. So this goof is workin' on someone else, walks over to me, and tries to stick his hands in my mouth while wearin' the same gloves that he had stuck in someone else's mouth. I pitch a bitch, so he goes to the sink and washes said gloves off. I says, "That ain't gonna cut it! If those damn gloves cost that damn much, I'll buy 'em for ya! Change the damn things or you ain't lookin' at squat in my mouth and I'll do my best to see to it that ya don't look at anyone else's mouth too!" That's the same day that I found out that ya don't want to piss off someone who's gonna have his hands in your mouth! Â
While we're on the subject of dentists; is it just me or does every dentist go to college on a basketball scholarship? Almost every jawbreaker that I've been to has hands the size of two hams! Â Â |
Guess the budget didn't allow for gloves that month, that's grosse I'd a walk out and report the bastard!.. 
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