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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 14 2006,8:02 pm |
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men far moe tan women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 14 2006,8:22 pm |
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Thought it would be neat to bring it back!..  
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big ern
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82 19ft eliminator
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Posted: Feb. 15 2006,6:40 am |
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keep em coming
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 16 2006,5:25 am |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 15 2006,2:00 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 15 2006,10:57 am) | | Quote (stingray @ Feb. 15 2006,7:56 am) | Dejvu, didn't we have this somewere else? Â  |
Why yes we did..... Â Â |
nothing like bursting GFR's bubble you guys  .....
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Thanks GFR.......classic points.....not that I'd dare to use them anytime soon  |
Ooops, forgot about that one!.. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 16 2006,5:26 am |
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| Quote (stingray @ Feb. 15 2006,3:27 pm) | | He's bound to double up once in a while, I'm not busting his chops  |
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,6:21 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 16 2006,7:10 pm) | | Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 16 2006,9:57 am) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 14 2006,8:22 pm) | | Thought it would be neat to bring it back!.. Â |
Did it ever leave?  |
That's Old Guy talk for "I forgot"...... Â |
 
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Tuchop
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,6:26 am |
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Good one....I haven't seen that one in a while
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