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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 14 2006,8:20 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.  He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I  do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, he young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

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Yummy :puke

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:laugh  :good Good one GFR!

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yeah........that made my doughnut taste purty good just then.....yuck :p

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Ewwwwwwwww....... :laugh  :laugh
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Quote (Ziggy @ Feb. 16 2006,12:21 pm)
Ewwwwwwwww....... :laugh  :laugh
I suppose they rode off into the sunset together too.

And another thread has gone that way :break
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Edited by stingray on Feb. 16 2006,3:17 pm

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so that's how you get to 11K ... post all the crazy junk mail that most of us delete  :rolleyes  :bebe  :D
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Quote (Wifey @ Feb. 16 2006,7:34 pm)
so that's how you get to 11K ... post all the crazy junk mail that most of us delete  :rolleyes  :bebe  :D

That's just one of several ways....  :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 16 2006,6:37 pm)
Quote (Wifey @ Feb. 16 2006,7:34 pm)
so that's how you get to 11K ... post all the crazy junk mail that most of us delete  :rolleyes  :bebe  :D

That's just one of several ways....  :D

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Or just.... :comp  :D

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Gawd Darn Funie.... :laugh  :puke
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