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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 16 2006,8:15 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Figured I would try the GFR style of post whoring...and post one of those forwards most people delete  :p

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no
longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell
me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
all winter?"
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 16 2006,11:05 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

See? It works!

GFR hasn't had the flu all season either! :good


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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,6:12 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Dang, I haven't done any PW'ng for a year now and I keep getting accused of it :rolleyes Maybe it's time I made a run to 12K!.. :D  :good  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:10 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 17 2006,7:12 am)
Maybe it's time I made a run to 12K!..

I think you could be there by noon, no problem....  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh


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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:13 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,8:10 am)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 17 2006,7:12 am)
Maybe it's time I made a run to 12K!..

I think you could be there by noon, no problem....  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

Well you keep posting and I have to reply, I may just make it!.. :D  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:17 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Roger Wilco..... :laugh  :rotflmao


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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:19 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Whores, your all a bunch of Whores... :D  :D

Good one Wifey... :good


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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:19 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,8:17 am)
Roger Wilco..... :laugh  :rotflmao

:D  :good  :laugh  :laugh

BTW, check your mail!.. :)
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:22 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I did earlier, is this a new mail?? :stupid


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Nope same one, just wanted to make sure you got it!.. :good
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Yep!! Got It......And now back to our regular program.....


Sorry, I shouldn't say Regular around all of you ol' folks.... :laugh


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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,8:31 am)
Yep!! Got It......And now back to our regular program.....


Sorry, I shouldn't say Regular around all of you ol' folks.... :laugh

I see we ate our jokes for breakfast this morning!.. :bebe  :ass  :laugh  :laugh
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 17 2006,8:33 am)
I see we ate our jokes for breakfast this morning!.. :bebe  :ass  :laugh  :laugh

:laugh  :D


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And now back to our "regular" programming! :D  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 17 2006,8:30 am Post # 15 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I'd give this "Post Whoring " thing a try....but that would make somebody a pimp....wouldn't it?? :stupid


And I just found out that under the law that is considered a "Crime Against Nature"....and I don't want to fool with Mother Nature. :D


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Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 17 2006,9:30 am)
I'd give this "Post Whoring " thing a try....but that would make somebody a pimp....wouldn't it?? :stupid


And I just found out that under the law that is considered a "Crime Against Nature"....and I don't want to fool with Mother Nature. :D

Go for it dude!.. :D  :good  :laugh
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Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 17 2006,9:30 am)
I don't want to fool with Mother Nature. :D

Why?? You've been messing with father time for quite a while now..... :D


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I see were back from break!. :D  :laugh
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sitting here eating lunch.....


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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,11:43 am)
sitting here eating lunch.....

Oh!. :D
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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 17 2006,10:45 am)
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,11:43 am)
sitting here eating lunch.....

Oh!. :D

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:D
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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,10:37 am)
Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 17 2006,9:30 am)
I don't want to fool with Mother Nature. :D

Why?? You've been messing with father time for quite a while now..... :D

Why, I oughta.... :sleep  :sleep  :sleep

uh...did I nod off again nurse? :stupid


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