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Posted: Feb. 16 2006,8:15 pm |
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Figured I would try the GFR style of post whoring...and post one of those forwards most people delete 
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no
longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell
me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
all winter?"
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,6:12 am |
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Dang, I haven't done any PW'ng for a year now and I keep getting accused of it  Maybe it's time I made a run to 12K!..   
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:13 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,8:10 am) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 17 2006,7:12 am) | | Maybe it's time I made a run to 12K!.. |
I think you could be there by noon, no problem.... Â  Â Â |
Well you keep posting and I have to reply, I may just make it!..
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:19 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,8:17 am) | | Roger Wilco..... Â |
BTW, check your mail!.. 
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:28 am |
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Nope same one, just wanted to make sure you got it!..
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:33 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,8:31 am) | Yep!! Got It......And now back to our regular program.....
Sorry, I shouldn't say Regular around all of you ol' folks.... |
I see we ate our jokes for breakfast this morning!..  
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,7:57 am |
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And now back to our "regular" programming!
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,8:36 am |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 17 2006,9:30 am) | I'd give this "Post Whoring " thing a try....but that would make somebody a pimp....wouldn't it?? 
And I just found out that under the law that is considered a "Crime Against Nature"....and I don't want to fool with Mother Nature. |
Go for it dude!..
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,10:39 am |
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I see were back from break!.
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,10:45 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,11:43 am) | | sitting here eating lunch..... |
Oh!.
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,11:48 am |
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| Quote (GoFastRacer @ Feb. 17 2006,10:45 am) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 17 2006,11:43 am) | | sitting here eating lunch..... |
Oh!. |
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Posted: Feb. 17 2006,11:48 am |
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