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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,2:17 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

       DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
       SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
       SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
       ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

       DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
       SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
       SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
       ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

       DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
       SAFER: What did I do wrong.
       SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
       ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

       DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
       SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
       SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
       ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

       DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
       SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
       SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
       ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

       13 Things PMS Stands For:

       1. Pass My Shotgun
       2. Psychotic Mood Shift
       3. Perpetual Munching Spree
       4. Puffy Midsection
       5. People Make me Sick
       6. Provide Me with Sweets
       7. Pardon My Sobbing
       8. Pimples May Surface
       9. Pass My Sweatpants
       10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
       11. Plainly; Men Suck
       12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
       13. Potential Murder Suspect

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,2:29 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,2:29 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I can relate.... :eek

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,2:35 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
AMEN!!! :rolleyes

Never Trust Anyone That Talks Too Fast.... They are hoping you miss something!
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,2:51 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ Feb. 22 2006,2:17 pm)
    What did you do all day?
       

I use this one a lot :rotflmao she works at home.  :comp  :break

And I like to live dangerously. :guns  :guns

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,8:11 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That's funny!.. :D  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,8:27 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Miller likes to live dangerously too  :fouet  :guns  :fight  :rotflmao
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Oh oh!.. :D  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2006,11:29 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Wifey @ Feb. 22 2006,8:27 pm)
Miller likes to live dangerously too  :fouet  :guns  :fight  :rotflmao

Let me guess, new baby at home , not a lot getting done?? :rolleyes  :rolleyes  But you find time to visit with us!! :bebe  :good  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 24 2006,9:42 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (stingray @ Feb. 22 2006,11:29 pm)
Quote (Wifey @ Feb. 22 2006,8:27 pm)
Miller likes to live dangerously too  :fouet  :guns  :fight  :rotflmao

Let me guess, new baby at home , not a lot getting done?? :rolleyes  :rolleyes  But you find time to visit with us!! :bebe  :good  :D

Well if Miller would get on the laundry, dishes, floors, etc...then I could really post whore :D  but because I have to do EVERYTHING around here  :rolleyes  I only have a few seconds when the boys (Miller and Mini Miller) are snoozing  :sleep

:D  :D  :D
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Quote (Wifey @ Feb. 24 2006,10:42 pm)
 but because I have to do EVERYTHING around here  

But just think, this way it all gets done profitiently!.. :D  :laugh
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Too phuny.... :good  BUT TRUE.... :eek
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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 25 2006,7:46 am Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
....If you want something done right.........

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 25 2006,7:46 am)
....If you want something done right.........

let Miller do it  :D
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