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GlassMan
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Posted: Mar. 03 2006,2:52 pm |
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My wife left me...
I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. Well, I was not a big
drinker... maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt I saw $45 in makeup for her.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back!!
It's a fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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LASINC
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Posted: Mar. 03 2006,3:33 pm |
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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 03 2006,4:39 pm |
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Good one...  
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Mar. 03 2006,7:38 pm |
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ROLMFAO!.. Good one!..
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Carrera Elite
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Posted: Mar. 04 2006,7:25 am |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ Mar. 03 2006,3:52 pm) | My wife left me...
I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. Well, I was not a big
drinker... maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt I saw $45 in makeup for her.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back!! |
On the up side, the house will be quieter!! 
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Wifey
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Posted: Mar. 04 2006,7:54 pm |
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Guess you'll be having that 12 pack now 
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Bullitt Bob
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Posted: June 18 2006,9:33 am |
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| Quote (gigamurph @ Mar. 03 2006,11:00 pm) | | Now that right there is.... ....funnier.... ....than.... ....hell.... ! |
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