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Posted: Mar. 18 2006,7:28 pm

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I was riding the Amtrack into work with the usual cast of characters who sit with me every morning and evening for the 49 mile each way journey.

A couple of LAPD detectives in the D.R.O.P. program that will soon allow them to retire with a 87% pension, and $1 million dollars in their savings (thats another thread). Willie, Scott ,, Fred,,,, several other guys I've ridden the train with for years were with us this morning.

Nancy Kotex the suicide nurse was with us too, but her fuckstory is another thread too. Oh brother what a thread.

Instead of getting off at Union Station downtown,, they all que up to get off at Burbank Airport station to head to 'Vegas without the squeaze.

"Our wives don't know we took the day off and are heading to 'Vegas,, and they think we're working overtime,, so we can catch a late flite back".

On the level,,, they really flew to Vegas and back when the spouse thinks they'll be at work.

They get off the train and start to make their way to the airport terminal. Â Nancy Kotex the suicide nurse with rotating slot machine reels for eyes (you've all dated someone like her), lites up a cigarette on the platform,, then glances back at my window & gives me a errotic smile as my train departs.

I called Alice,, and she said: "Get on the next train back to the airport and join them,, ya don't have to lie to me,, go have fun".

Anyone out there have a scam,, or the Huevos enough to admit what they hide from their squeeze?

OK,, what's do you hide from the squeeze???

Come you Levetra users,, 'fess up.

Edited by Trailer Park Casanova on Mar. 19 2006,4:25 am

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Posted: Mar. 20 2006,11:56 am

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guys like that don't plan on staying married.........
I think I'm pretty much 100% open with my wife......if I did have something bad to hide I'd end up gettin caught with a guilty face.

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Posted: Mar. 20 2006,1:22 pm

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I don't admit to being a stalker to my wife but I think she knows. :-0

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Posted: Mar. 20 2006,1:33 pm

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Quote (AZKC @ Mar. 20 2006,12:22 pm)

I don't admit to being a stalker to my wife but I think she knows. :-0

My wife helps by pointing them out sometimes.

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Posted: Mar. 20 2006,2:35 pm

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Quote (Ziggy @ Mar. 20 2006,11:56 am)

guys like that don't plan on staying married.........
I think I'm pretty much 100% open with my wife......if I did have something bad to hide I'd end up gettin caught with a guilty face.

If you cant say that you need some time to yourself, then you are already doomed

Â Plus, I am a terable liar...

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Posted: Mar. 20 2006,4:30 pm

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Quote (MrCord @ Mar. 20 2006,1:35 pm)

Quote (Ziggy @ Mar. 20 2006,11:56 am)

guys like that don't plan on staying married.........
I think I'm pretty much 100% open with my wife......if I did have something bad to hide I'd end up gettin caught with a guilty face.

If you cant say that you need some time to yourself, then you are already doomed

Â Plus, I am a terable liar...

Exactly...those cops are tough when a pistol in hand but momma got their dicks.......

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Posted: Mar. 21 2006,4:49 am

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Quote (Ziggy @ Mar. 20 2006,12:56 pm)

guys like that don't plan on staying married.........
I think I'm pretty much 100% open with my wife......if I did have something bad to hide I'd end up gettin caught with a guilty face.

Ditto!..

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Posted: Mar. 23 2006,7:09 am

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After 30+ years together, everything's pretty much out on the table and dusted off already.... :good

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Posted: Mar. 23 2006,9:15 am

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You don't need a good memory if you never lie.

I don't lie. I don't like feeling guilty and I would rather not be lied to. So do unto others and all that...

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Posted: Mar. 23 2006,9:34 pm

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Married?? What's that??

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Posted: Mar. 24 2006,5:09 am

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 23 2006,10:34 pm)

Married?? What's that?? Â

A life sentence!..

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Posted: Mar. 24 2006,7:23 am

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Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
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Posted: Mar. 24 2006,8:31 pm

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Quote (MrCord @ Mar. 20 2006,2:35 pm)

Quote (Ziggy @ Mar. 20 2006,11:56 am)

guys like that don't plan on staying married.........
I think I'm pretty much 100% open with my wife......if I did have something bad to hide I'd end up gettin caught with a guilty face.

If you cant say that you need some time to yourself, then you are already doomed

Â Plus, I am a terable liar...

I'm with you, a crappy liar with a bad memory, if I told a lie I would forget what it was. :stupid

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Posted: Mar. 25 2006,7:26 am

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I hide some money from my squeeze.....I may need it for an emergency river trip.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2006,8:50 am

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Quote (LASINC @ Mar. 25 2006,7:26 am)

I hide some money from my squeeze.....I may need it for an emergency river trip. Â

Good take,, yea,, I have a feeling we all may do that for all kinds of reasons.

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Posted: Mar. 26 2006,8:13 am

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I only have kept one thing from her all these years.....
Posting a picture of her learning to "throwing the shocker" at the river..... :laugh

Edited by shueman on April 01 2006,12:47 am

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Posted: Mar. 30 2006,9:46 pm

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Posted: Mar. 31 2006,10:15 am

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Quote (Trailer Park Casanova @ Mar. 25 2006,8:50 am)

Quote (LASINC @ Mar. 25 2006,7:26 am)

I hide some money from my squeeze.....I may need it for an emergency river trip. Â

Good take,, yea,, I have a feeling we all may do that for all kinds of reasons.

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Posted: Mar. 31 2006,8:29 pm

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I'll stash a few hundred here and there... but then we blow it on each other. As far as "me" time goes, if you have to lie about it then it's not worth doing and it will most certainly cost you more in the long run

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Posted: April 03 2006,8:38 pm

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I like to talk to women and my wife hates it when I :phone

them and hates it worse when I talk this way :comp

, she has learned to live with it.........( . )( . )...........I have to quit being so truthful :banghead

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Posted: April 04 2006,6:03 am

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I don't "Hide" anything, but there is a few things that I don't mention

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Posted: April 04 2006,6:04 am

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It's always better to hide your side sqeeze..... :eek

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Posted: April 05 2006,6:44 pm

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Quote (BigBoyToys @ April 04 2006,6:03 am)

I don't "Hide" anything, but there is a few things that I don't mention

Hide.....bullshit, I haven't seen you around in like forever :laugh

I know, Im not the squeeze but, how is she ?........( . )( . )........... :good

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Posted: April 07 2006,5:29 am

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Quote (Kim Hanson @ April 05 2006,6:44 pm)

Quote (BigBoyToys @ April 04 2006,6:03 am)

I don't "Hide" anything, but there is a few things that I don't mention

Hide.....bullshit, I haven't seen you around in like forever Â :laugh

I know, Im not the squeeze but, how is she ?........( . )( . )........... :good

I know, ain't been around for a spell. The move from NorCal to Washington was interesting....and still ongoing. Haven't had much spare time and when I did, it was time to sleep :sleep

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Posted: April 07 2006,5:31 am

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Quote (Kim Hanson @ April 05 2006,6:44 pm)

Quote (BigBoyToys @ April 04 2006,6:03 am)

I don't "Hide" anything, but there is a few things that I don't mention

Hide.....bullshit, I haven't seen you around in like forever Â :laugh

I know, Im not the squeeze but, how is she ?........( . )( . )........... :good

The Mrs is doing fine, Same old Stuff. Work, yell at kids, cook dinner, sleep, do it all over again tomorrow

We've taken up a new hobby that the Mrs and I do quite alot.....Gun Collecting and Match SHooting. I still shoot a little straighter, but she's catching up quick

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