Trailer Park Casanova

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Posted: April 02 2006,8:38 pm |
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The new wife (as she insists to be called, it's what chix want ) had a couple cats she was leanin' on me to take in.
I was honest,, I told her outta 300+ homes in this development, only three cats have made it and are still alive that the neighbors know of.
If she loves her cats, adopt them out,, 'fore the Coyotes will soon use them for Happy Hour Appetizers. True fact.
Meiko, Crackers and Lucky,, all river cats adopted from some little girl sittin on a beach chair in front of the  Safeway with a box 'O kittens to give away. The only cats able to handle the thick Coyote population in my neighborhood.
Something in their blood makes them Coyote smart. OR, is it the long claws and Teeth so big they can't close their grille?
Or is it that they all look like skunks???
DAMFINO.
Good news,, a nice girl from Oceanside adopted them,,,, Whew,,,, dodged another bullet!!!
I told her if she ever buys a BMW,, I have a hook up.
 Our cat Meiko, adopted from the Parker Safeway, and a super mean cat. Alice says I'm the only one he bites, she carries him around like a newborn baby.
What gets me is,, I'm the only one that feeds him, and I get stapeled.
Edited by Trailer Park Casanova on April 03 2006,1:35 am
Stupid is Supposed to Hurt
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