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Post Icon Posted: April 10 2006,2:06 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Alice asked if I was making an Omelet with:  "that awful Chillie" on it.
My reply:
"Your Angry Aunt from Red China will be here Wednesday"

I took out the Rubbish with my robe on one month,, and it was: "You didn't go outside wearing that did you?"
A 5 day count from that moment put her Angry Aunts visit "on Sunday" I told her.

"It's not due yet" she told me both times. Then when the Blue box was on the bathroom counter: "How did you know?".

"I've been calling it since the day we met,, haven't I?"

My daughter the same story.
She snaps at me,, 5 days later her Angry Aunt is knocking at the door, and the blue box is on the bathroom counter.

Can you tell from your GF's or wifes moods when the curse will arrive?

Women tell me it's "All in my head".
Nahhhh,,,
Can you tell the signs and call the date?

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Post Icon Posted: April 10 2006,3:11 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I keep a calendar (In my phone)...  And refrence it when I get snapped at, or she is crying for no good reason...  If we are in the zone.... Let it go, "take a quailude and she love me in the morning" (Fear and loathing in LV)... If we arent... There is a serious issue :fight

But I have to commend you on your BALLS for telling her outright!  
If I sugjest that her mood or reactions "might" be a result of pre-that time o the month....  HOLT-S*** :beat  it just aint worth it :rolleyes

Edited by MrCord on April 10 2006,3:12 pm

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When the wife's moody, I just go vist the G/F.... :D
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Post Icon Posted: April 10 2006,8:50 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ April 10 2006,7:45 pm)
When the wife's moody, I just go vist the G/F.... :D

RIGHT!!! :rolleyes

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Quote (shueman @ April 10 2006,7:45 pm)
When the wife's moody, I just go vist the G/F.... :D

Sure ya do!.. :rolleyes  :laugh  :laugh
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Quote (shueman @ April 10 2006,7:45 pm)
When the wife's moody, I just go vist the G/F.... :D

Rosey?  :rotflmao
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Quote (shueman @ April 10 2006,7:45 pm)
When the wife's moody, I just go vist the G/F.... :D

Rosey?  :rotflmao

You know her too.... :laugh  :eek  :beat
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