Latest Posts:
flame12-24-2025 Three Word Post.....The Next Generation.... (Rep.#20,034) from: GoFastRacerflameflame12-22-2025 Gas price in your area (Rep.#7,378) from: GoFastRacerflameflame12-22-2025 Brrrr (Rep.#15,097) from: GoFastRacerflameflame12-22-2025 The Totally Useless Thread IV (Rep.#344) from: GoFastRacerflameflame10-09-2025 Getting back into Ham Radio (Rep.#5) from: GoFastRacerflame
Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » An email from my wife
No members are browsing this topic
Forum Led by: BigDog, RiverLiver
 

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll
GlassManMale Offline
Pisces
 HDF Silver Supporter
Redondo Crew
5,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Redondo Beach, California, USA
Posts: 5,761
APPD 0.73
Post Rank: 13
Post Icon Posted: April 24 2006,4:43 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.  Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.  One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.  They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.


They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."


The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.


After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.  The nurses run back into the room.  "What happened!?" they cried.  The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
Back to top
| Member # 617 | Joined: 4-29-2004 |
BiglueMale Offline
Gemini
Yard Boy

Carson California
Posts: 73
APPD 0.01
Post Rank: 156
02 Commander 26 Signature
Post Icon Posted: April 24 2006,5:09 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
OKAEEE. I don't get it. Was he not supposed to do that?  :D

Sorry ladies.  :stupid
Back to top
| Member # 2064 | Joined: 3-13-2006 |
LASINCMale Offline
Virgo
 HDF Supporter
HDF PW in training!
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame
Yorba Linda, CA
Posts: 2,636
APPD 0.35
Post Rank: 25
27' Advantage
Post Icon Posted: April 24 2006,5:56 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I thought that he was taking her temperature with his thermometer.  :stupid  :laugh
Back to top
| Member # 1456 | Joined: 5-24-2005 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.24
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: April 24 2006,6:28 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:eek  :eek Maybe they needed to explane it better....... :laugh  :D

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
TuchopMale Offline
Gemini
 HDF Supporter
Simple Chimp
1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
520
Posts: 1,328
APPD 0.18
Post Rank: 37
Boatless
Post Icon Posted: April 24 2006,6:57 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Was it blow job day?
Back to top
| Member # 1336 | Joined: 4-20-2005 |
4 replies since April 24 2006,4:43 pm < Next Oldest | Next Newest >
 

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll

Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » An email from my wife

navbarlogo
The Colorado River WebRing
‹ Prev | Hub | Like | Join | Surprise | Next ›

Please help keep HDF free. If you enjoy this site, feel free to make a donation to keep it running. THANKS!