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Post Icon Posted: April 25 2006,12:26 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Should children witness child birth?



Due to a power outage, only one paramedic
responded to the call. The house was very,
very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight
high over her Mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently,
Kathleen did as she was asked.


Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little
while Connor was born. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked
him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her
help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what
she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't
have crawled in there in the first
place......... smack his butt again!"

:rotflmao  :ass

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That's hilarious!   :D
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Post Icon Posted: April 25 2006,7:43 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Hey Weldwade............nest time you're gonna post some grown up stuff like that make sure you add a PG-13 to it. I'm going to have some seriously uncomfortable questions to answer for Tamalewagon now.  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :beer

Great joke BTW.
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:laugh  :laugh

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Good one  :good
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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Good one :)

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Post Icon Posted: April 26 2006,2:24 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (weldwade @ April 25 2006,12:26 pm)
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't
have crawled in there in the first
place......... smack his butt again!"

:rotflmao  :ass

So that's how they get in there............

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