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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2006,6:09 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.  A
blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
don't have a ladder.

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement &
announced,  "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed.  "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde?  
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.


Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of New Orleans Levees.
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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2006,6:55 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
They must be moonlighting as engineers for Phelps Dodge :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2006,7:00 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
LMAO, that's your Goverment workers hard at it... :laugh  :D

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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2006,8:03 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
It would be funny, if it wasn't so close to the truth :rotflmao  :banghead  :D

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2006,2:03 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I wonder if the names were changed to protect the guilty??  :stupid

Gubernment workers......... :beat

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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2006,6:19 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Now who is it that AZKC works for???? :stupid  :stupid  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Quote (Ziggy @ May 01 2006,6:19 pm)
Now who is it that AZKC works for???? :stupid  :stupid  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

AZKC works?? :stupid  :D

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Dang, learn something new every day!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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