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Post Icon Posted: May 02 2006,11:19 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Ice cream man



A boy hears the ice cream truck comming down
the road and runs into his house to ask his
Mom for a dollar. She agree's and gives him
the dollar and with that he takes off running
out the door... just in time to stop the
truck. The ice cream man says: "alright son
what can I get you?" The boy say's: "What do
you have?" Ice cream man say's: "Well...I
have anything you see here...chocolate,
vanilla, and strawberry." The little boy
thinks for a second and finally replies:
"I will have chocolate!" The ice cream man
opens up his chocolate bin and say's: "sorry
son, all out of chocolate." The boy say's:
"you said that I could have anything that I
see here and I see chocolate, I want
chocolate!" The ice cream man looks at the
boy and say's: "but son we are out of
chocolate, wouldn't you like some strawberry
instead?" The boy SCREAMS: "NO! You said I
could have chocolate and that is what I
want!" The ice cream man thinks for a second
and finally say's: "Listen here...do you see
the 'VAN' in vanilla?" The boy say's:
"Yes..." Ice cream man say's: "do you see
the 'STRAW' in strawberry?" Little boy
say's: "Yes...." Ice cream man say's: "do
you see the 'FOCK' in chocolate?" Little Boy
say's: "UMM, NO!" Ice cream man say's:
"That's cuz, THERE AIN'T NO FOCKIN'
CHOCOLATE!"
:rotflmao

Edited by GoFastRacer on May 03 2006,6:00 am

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there ain't any WHAT chocolate?..... :stupid

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:) :rotflmao :)

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Quote (GlassMan @ May 03 2006,9:21 am)
there ain't any WHAT chocolate?..... :stupid

You know, Fock, at least not in this batch......But I'll bet that somebody has tried it....  :eek  :eek  :D

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