Latest Posts:
flame12-24-2025 Three Word Post.....The Next Generation.... (Rep.#20,034) from: GoFastRacerflameflame12-22-2025 Gas price in your area (Rep.#7,378) from: GoFastRacerflameflame12-22-2025 Brrrr (Rep.#15,097) from: GoFastRacerflameflame12-22-2025 The Totally Useless Thread IV (Rep.#344) from: GoFastRacerflameflame10-09-2025 Getting back into Ham Radio (Rep.#5) from: GoFastRacerflame
Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » BREAKING NEWS!!
No members are browsing this topic
Forum Led by: BigDog, RiverLiver
 

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll
RVRGIRLFemale Offline
Taurus
 HDF Supporter
Poopsie Bubble Buns
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Lake Havasu City, AZ
Posts: 2,220
APPD 0.27
Post Rank: 29
Post Icon Posted: May 04 2006,1:08 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
AP
SALISBURY, Md. (May 2) - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.


The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.


"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."


Rantz said the man was treated and released.

I'M ALL ABOUT THE PINK

HAVE A PHENOMENAL DAY!

 
Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you.....
"When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
Back to top
website  | Member # 143 | Joined: 6-07-2003 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.24
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: May 04 2006,1:34 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:eek  :eek How embarassing!! I can here the phone call now..... :phone  "Hello, 911?? There's a guy glued to my throne......"

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
NakedTurtleFemale Offline
Gemini
Long Bonger :drink :pirate
1,000 post flame500 post flame
Huntington Beach
Posts: 1,526
APPD 0.20
Post Rank: 35
It's not mine....
Post Icon Posted: May 04 2006,1:36 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
That's what he gets for not using a seat cover...  :puke

Goin to the river to destroy my liver!
Back to top
| Member # 1314 | Joined: 4-12-2005 |
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame5,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 25,447
APPD 3.40
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: May 04 2006,1:38 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (NakedTurtle @ May 04 2006,1:36 pm)
That's what he gets for not using a seat cover...  :puke

I though those were called Butt Gaskets?  :stupid   :laugh
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.24
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: May 04 2006,1:39 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
....I heard "Ass Gasket".....  :D

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
GlassManMale Offline
Pisces
 HDF Silver Supporter
Redondo Crew
5,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Redondo Beach, California, USA
Posts: 5,761
APPD 0.73
Post Rank: 13
Post Icon Posted: May 04 2006,9:45 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Sounds Krazy to me. :D

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
Back to top
| Member # 617 | Joined: 4-29-2004 |
Bullitt BobMale Offline
Taurus
 HDF Supporter
        Truckin' Bozo
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Mesquite, NV.
Posts: 3,229
APPD 0.41
Post Rank: 21
Eliminator Jet
Post Icon Posted: May 21 2006,2:39 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Jay Thomas interviewed the guy on his Sirius radio show because he's filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the company. :angry

I NEVER sit down on a public toilet without an ass gasket.

If none is available, I hover like a  ;)
Back to top
| Member # 632 | Joined: 5-11-2004 |
SilverFemale Offline
Scorpio
HDF Bikini Team Leader
1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
OC........were all the little bitches live!
Posts: 1,410
APPD 0.18
Post Rank: 36
making yours look HOTTER!
Post Icon Posted: May 21 2006,2:52 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ May 04 2006,9:45 pm)
Sounds Krazy to me. :D

You think your funny!

It's a whole new year!

Where my girls at?

Back to top
| Member # 369 | Joined: 1-26-2004 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.24
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: May 21 2006,6:26 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Silver @ May 21 2006,2:52 pm)
Quote (GlassMan @ May 04 2006,9:45 pm)
Sounds Krazy to me. :D

You think your funny!

He Thinks?? :stupid  :laugh  :D

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
GlassManMale Offline
Pisces
 HDF Silver Supporter
Redondo Crew
5,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Redondo Beach, California, USA
Posts: 5,761
APPD 0.73
Post Rank: 13
Post Icon Posted: May 22 2006,2:41 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Silver @ May 21 2006,2:52 pm)
Quote (GlassMan @ May 04 2006,9:45 pm)
Sounds Krazy to me. :D

You think your funny!

Who Me? :stupid

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
Back to top
| Member # 617 | Joined: 4-29-2004 |
9 replies since May 04 2006,1:08 pm < Next Oldest | Next Newest >
 

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll

Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » BREAKING NEWS!!

navbarlogo
The Colorado River WebRing
‹ Prev | Hub | Like | Join | Surprise | Next ›

Please help keep HDF free. If you enjoy this site, feel free to make a donation to keep it running. THANKS!