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shueman
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Posted: May 04 2006,10:10 pm |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ May 04 2006,9:20 pm) | Mark Twain had a sure fire method of doubling your money.....fold it in half and stick it in your pocket!  |
       
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RVRGIRL
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Posted: May 05 2006,12:14 am |
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Redhead at the Casino
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!
I WIN! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
 Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you..... "When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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BarryMac
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Posted: May 05 2006,10:28 am |
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Only been to Vegas once, not sure if anyone remembers the weekend last year that the fountains in front of the Belagio were down because of a bad electrical transformer? Well it was a faithful day in April, my Anniversary weekend, my wife had always wanted to see the Fountains in action, I booked a room at Paris with a view of the fountians, that way at night she could just sit in the window and watch them if she pleased, needless to say the trip was a bust, we are both of the same atitude now that Vegas is great, if you gamble, we don't so we probably wont be back anytime soon...
RIVER! If you have to ask you wont understand...
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Ziggy
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Posted: May 05 2006,1:32 pm |
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| Quote (BarryMac @ May 05 2006,9:28 am) | | Only been to Vegas once, not sure if anyone remembers the weekend last year that the fountains in front of the Belagio were down because of a bad electrical transformer? Well it was a faithful day in April, my Anniversary weekend, my wife had always wanted to see the Fountains in action, I booked a room at Paris with a view of the fountians, that way at night she could just sit in the window and watch them if she pleased, needless to say the trip was a bust, we are both of the same atitude now that Vegas is great, if you gamble, we don't so we probably wont be back anytime soon... |
Yeah, I can take or leave Vegas.....its fun for a night or two just for the sights but it grows old on me quick...
I end up there periodically mainly for meetings...like next week 
Ain't life Grand? Treat it that way. The Love of my Life, Jan.  |
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Bullitt Bob
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Posted: May 21 2006,2:31 pm |
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I was playing video poker and hit a Royal Flush. I got so excited I accidently hit the "double or nothing" button and it threw up a "King". 
I sat there pouting  for about 5 minutes before drawing a card.
I hit "deal" and it served up an "Ace". 
As soon as I got cashed out I did lots of  and thanked  my lucky stars I was spared. 
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shueman
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Posted: May 22 2006,7:33 pm |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ May 05 2006,1:32 pm) | ...
Yeah, I can take or leave Vegas.....its fun for a night or two just for the sights but it grows old on me quick...
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Year ago I used to do Grocery Store remodels....we would work in Vegas 3-4 weeks in a row....got old real quick... 
That's cuz your week's per diem would be gone the first night...
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Bullitt Bob
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Posted: June 18 2006,12:04 am |
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| Quote (Trailer Park Casanova @ May 21 2006,5:37 pm) | | Quote (Bullitt Bob @ May 21 2006,2:31 pm) | I was playing video poker and hit a Royal Flush. I got so excited I accidently hit the "double or nothing" button and it threw up a "King".
I sat there pouting  for about 5 minutes before drawing a card.
I hit "deal" and it served up an "Ace".
As soon as I got cashed out I did lots of and thanked my lucky stars I was spared. |
I would sometimes wonder if anyone besides me makes those mistakes. |
It certainly is easy when you're playing as fast as you can hitting the buttons with wild abandon like idiot me.
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