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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,1:11 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A man and a woman are riding next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.

The man isn't sure of what he saw and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies,

" I am sorry to have disturbed you. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling bad, says, Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"  

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper." :)

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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,5:08 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D  :rotflmao Good one  :good

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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,5:10 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,5:34 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Good one!.. :good  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,7:56 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Wonder what'll get raw first her nose or.....

oh, nevermind. :rolleyes

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:laugh Now that's funny... :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,11:59 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
AAAAA-----CHOOOOOOOOOO  ;)  :D

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That there is funny :rotflmao  :good

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Post Icon Posted: May 10 2006,11:55 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Glad you all liked it. I almost peed my pants..

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Post Icon Posted: May 11 2006,1:54 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (RVRGIRL @ May 10 2006,11:55 pm)
Glad you all liked it. I almost peed my pants..

Did you sneeze first??  :stupid

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