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GoFastRacer
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Posted: May 17 2006,7:41 am |
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a
floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop
making it.
A lot of truth to this $hit!.. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: May 17 2006,8:54 am |
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch or you'll have to pee.
This is sure a fact!.. 
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shueman
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Posted: May 17 2006,9:00 am |
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Good ones.....  
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: May 18 2006,5:55 am |
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| Quote (GlassMan @ May 18 2006,5:14 am) | | Quote (GoFastRacer @ May 17 2006,8:54 am) | Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch or you'll have to pee.
This is sure a fact!.. Â |
And one end or the other ends up greasy! |
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