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Post Icon Posted: May 26 2006,6:19 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

We were on Rice RD, headed to Grandmas in Havasu.
The subject got on peeing of course,,, and the boys wanted to stop and pee on a bush.

They said something to my daughter believing that girls pee thru their butt.
The daughter started laughing,, and calmly explained to the boys how girls really pee.
"Why do boys always think that" she said.
Not embarassed at all,, she explained it fully.
She never gets embarassed at all,, ever.

The wife's the same way. Nothing embarrasses her ever.
Another occasion with the daughter:

We were walking from our anchored boat,, up the beach to our RV 75 feet away,, and my daughters bikini blew/fell off. "Oh the ties aren't stitched" she said,, and calmly walked into the RV,, and sewed the ties on her bikini.

Never embarassed at all, past all the people sitting on their chairs.
Everything on the beach stopped it seemed.
What is it,, self worth,, or what. Never embarassed at anything.


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Post Icon Posted: May 26 2006,7:09 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

We were camped at a place called the Aha Villa (?) many years ago on the Parker Strip.  It was just a dirt lot with a few cottonwoods.

Anyway we're on the beach with the boat, and the van backs down into the water.... :eek   These "euros" get out, setup some beach gear, etc. and plan to spend the day, speedos and all... :rolleyes  We tell them to move the van, you can park on the water, but they "no speaka da english"... :rolleyes   We move down the beach a ways, 'cause the vans blocking our up-river view.

Late in the afternoon, we see this van start rockin & rollin.  The back doors are open, so we get in the boat, idle up river, and float back down.  Sure enough, the gal's got him pinned down against the couch, riding him to victory.  The bumper is splashin in the water, the doors are flappin back & forth....just hilarious.... :laugh

I couldn't f'n believe it.....so we had to ide up and float down at least 2 more times.... :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: May 26 2006,8:12 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

MOST things don't embaress me...99% of things roll off my back like water on a duck...but on occasion you can embaress me...and when that happens you will see a BEAT RED face!!! Blushing will take over my whole body!...LOL
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Post Icon Posted: May 26 2006,11:42 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

My wife gets pissed off that things don't bother/embarass me more.  If I do something stupid or what some would consider embarassing, I probably laugh about it more than anyone.  Why laugh at someone else when I can entertain myself with my own idiocy.


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