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GoFastRacer
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Posted: May 31 2006,7:06 am |
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A United States Soldier was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It
got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his
Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat
and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Soldier
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
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shueman
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Posted: May 31 2006,7:21 am |
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  Can I have seconds.... 
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Posted: May 31 2006,8:15 am |
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Great story. I would have given the soldier a standing ovation. 
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LASINC
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Posted: May 31 2006,9:53 am |
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I love it.
If you don't mind, I'm gonna use that one.
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BigDog
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Posted: May 31 2006,10:41 am |
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I saw that somewhere als. Still a good one!!
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