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Post Icon Posted: June 01 2006,1:20 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I think the life cycle is all backwards.

1. You should die first, You know, start out dead, Get that out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

2. You get kicked out for being too healthy, Go collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

3. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You drink alcohol, You party You're generally promiscuous, (hey, you've only got a few years left, What's the big deal?)  And you get ready for High School.

4. Then you go to primary school.
You become a kid.  You get toys.  You play. You have no responsibilities.  And finally... You become a baby.

5. The Last Step. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully, with luxuries like, central heating, Spa, Room service on tap, Larger quarters everyday, and  then..... Bang!

6. You finish off as an orgasm.

It's a fact of Life:

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Could you work a little faster on making that happen......  :D

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Good one, G'man....!!!  :good  :beer  :rotflmao
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I like that.  Maybe there's a reverse universe where that's the case and they're saying "wouldn't it suck if it were the other way around?"

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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2006,4:28 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ June 01 2006,1:20 pm)
I think the life cycle is all backwards.

1. You should die first, You know, start out dead, Get that out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

2. You get kicked out for being too healthy, Go collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

3. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You drink alcohol, You party You're generally promiscuous, (hey, you've only got a few years left, What's the big deal?)  And you get ready for High School.

4. Then you go to primary school.
You become a kid.  You get toys.  You play. You have no responsibilities.  And finally... You become a baby.

5. The Last Step. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully, with luxuries like, central heating, Spa, Room service on tap, Larger quarters everyday, and  then..... Bang!

6. You finish off as an orgasm.

that doesn't sound too bad actually...should we send God a petition???  :p  :bowdown
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