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Post Icon Posted: June 02 2006,8:18 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find  it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost  three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of  Washington? And, they tracked her calves to
their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give them all a cow. :rolleyes


THE CONSTITUTION

They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we  just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,  it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it  anymore. :banghead


TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't  have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........

You cannot post  "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians  -- it creates a hostile work environment. :fouet

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Boy that's the truth :angry Thanks GM

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Post Icon Posted: June 02 2006,9:30 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
It would be alot funnier if it wasn't the truth......

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Post Icon Posted: June 02 2006,9:32 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GlassMan @ June 02 2006,8:18 am)
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give them all a cow. :rolleyes

Bet they would find a nice chunk of them in Guadalupe and Casa Grand if they would look.  :D   :laugh
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Quote (GlassMan @ June 02 2006,8:18 am)
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It was written by a lot of really smart guys,  it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it  anymore. :banghead

Good ones G'man.... :beat  :D
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Those are all very funny :good but too bad it's so near the truth that it isn't funny. :(

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Aren't those the truth, funny stuff! :rotflmao  :)  :good

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How true, funny though!.. :laugh
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Quote (BigDog @ June 02 2006,9:32 am)
Quote (GlassMan @ June 02 2006,8:18 am)
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give them all a cow. :rolleyes

Bet they would find a nice chunk of them in Guadalupe and Casa Grand if they would look.  :D   :laugh

Man you got that right!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Isn't that on the street side of town?? :eek  :laugh  :rolleyes

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