Trailer Park Casanova

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Posted: June 10 2006,7:40 am |
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 Doesn't look like much, and really thought nothing of it until the neighbor dads all came over to check it out.
Alice and I went to Tuff Shed, and they wanted about $3200 for the shed shown, delivered.
Though Alice is a Blue Blood, she loves a bargain. I had a wealthy Aunt Connie that was the same way..loved a bargain, a deal, ate at Norms, drank 75 cent Chuys draft Coors all the time.
So Alice hands me a Home Depot discount coupon, and some other slips of paper for purchases over $2K, and sends me to Home Depot to get the same tuff shed. "you pick the color, I want some shelves and windows not shown).
On top all that, it was on sale too.
We got it delivered and installed for under $1990 with all her coupons.
So the Tuff Shed crew splits,, and all the neighborhood dads come over. Like I said, no BFD looking at the pic, but it's really cool. Brutally sturdy. While I was ordering it,, people were coming up to me telling me how they love theirs, and "ya couldn't build the same for the less money."
So the  neighborhood dads check it out,, and ask "where's the bar going?"
They were serious,, and I then took a neighborhood tour of theirs,, and they all had cool corner bars in their sheds. Fully stocked Tequila and Jack and cold beer bars, sat/cable TV bar stools,, I'm getting some pix,, they had some nice compact set ups.
Alice asked: "What are they doing out in their sheds, are they trying to get away from the wife?"
She added, "If ya do that,, consider putting A/C in it too". Damn,, where is this going??
My dad would say: 'Earings on a JackASS".
Ya got a shed??
Edited by Trailer Park Casanova on June 10 2006,9:29 am
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