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Post Icon Posted: June 13 2006,5:52 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female"
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White"
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the heck does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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Post Icon Posted: June 13 2006,7:01 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Ohhhhhhhhh, that's just not right.

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Post Icon Posted: June 13 2006,8:44 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
More bang for the buck :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: June 13 2006,2:10 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao   Good One
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Post Icon Posted: June 14 2006,4:08 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: June 14 2006,6:55 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
LOL---I think Mandelon should have gotten the Muslim one  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: June 14 2006,10:33 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Ziggy @ June 14 2006,6:55 pm)
LOL---I think Mandelon should have gotten the Muslim one  :rotflmao

I'm not so sure that he could handle her! Looks like he has his hands full with the white one! :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2006,9:42 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Ziggy @ June 14 2006,6:55 pm)
LOL---I think Mandelon should have gotten the Muslim one  :rotflmao

yeah...he looks a little challenged with the one he's got!  :rotflmao
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