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shueman
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Posted: June 26 2006,6:48 am |
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Bullitt Bob
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Posted: July 02 2006,11:42 am |
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| Quote (shueman @ June 26 2006,6:48 am) | Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna  eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
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RitcheyRch
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Posted: July 02 2006,12:45 pm |
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Excellent.
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Posted: July 03 2006,10:40 am |
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hmmmmm 
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