RVRGIRL
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Posted: June 28 2006,5:43 pm |
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Rules of Drunk Dialing:
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it,
it didn't happen?? (I like this rule!!
3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom
I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear
your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over
something.
5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have
fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the
next day when you are sober.
7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that
you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned
from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they
still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!
9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy
they thought of you in this special time.
10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or
voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed...
Never angry.
12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually
the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".
13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try
to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad
and usually leads to angry dialing.
15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never
borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually to costly to be a good idea. But
if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, brake rule 15 and
use a friend's phone.
17. Drunk dialing may lead to other drunken acts..... Be prepared.
18. When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't
involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So
be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your
drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you
blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics and you
wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.
20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend's
parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on
Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think
they are used to drunk dialers.
HAPPY DIALING!!!  
 Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you..... "When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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