Sportin' Wood
Taurus
HDF Supporter Man Whore
Menifee Valley/ Lake Mo-choppy Posts: 396
APPD 0.05 Post Rank: 68
Posted: July 05 2006,5:31 pm
Post # 1
Whatcha got?
Freshly cleaned and ready to rumble lap top. I figure I let you off too easy returning the PC in fine working order watcha willing to give for the safe return of your post whoring machine? Respond by 7-6-06 early am or its curtains for the lap top!
Highest bidder to keep her out of the top 20 now's your chance! Barry?
BarryMac
Libra
HDF Bronze Supporter Lower River Junkie
N. San Diego & Lake Martinez Posts: 2,652
APPD 0.36 Post Rank: 24 '01 Carrera 202XR Squirter..
Posted: July 05 2006,8:30 pm
Post # 4
I'm gonna follow this thread like a hawk, not cause I care if she is ahead of me in post count, because I want to know what you get in ransom payment for her laptop...
Sportin' Wood
Taurus
HDF Supporter Man Whore
Menifee Valley/ Lake Mo-choppy Posts: 396
APPD 0.05 Post Rank: 68
Posted: July 06 2006,10:28 am
Post # 8
Ahhhhellll. MMSW and her crack pot comando unit stormed the building and regained control of the the postwhoring machine this morning in a professionaly planned raid of the API compound. Â The unit was retrieved before I could inflict terminal damage to the postwhoring machine. Be on the lookout for random postwhoring as MMSW attempts to retrieve her position in the top 20 before starting her new job next month. Sorry I let you all down. She was able to sneak past the guards at the front dest and hypnotise me with her charm and beauty. She had the laptop before I could stop looking at her curves. I think she had on somekind of mind altering purfume as well. One thing for sure MMSW is not be be messed with she is crafty for sure!
Carrera Elite
Libra
HDF Supporter
Glendale,AZ Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.24 Post Rank: 2 1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Posted: July 06 2006,2:50 pm
Post # 11
Looks like he's going to put her into protective custody!! He'll have to protect he from the API guards that have finally recovered from her hypnotic trans that she put on them this morning!! The best way that he can protect her is to keep her as close as possable for the night!! Good Luck Sportin' Wood!! Â Â
Edited by Carrera Elite on July 06 2006,2:50 pm
Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!! I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!