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Post Icon Posted: July 20 2006,3:46 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How many women out there don't care about there better half spankin' the monkey online?
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Post Icon Posted: July 20 2006,4:04 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
With a first post like that, kinda scares me to think what you're doin right now.  :stupid  :laugh  :beat
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Post Icon Posted: July 20 2006,5:11 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:fouet  :comp

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Post Icon Posted: July 20 2006,6:11 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (cruzzze @ July 20 2006,3:46 pm)
How many women out there don't care about there better half spankin' the monkey online?

I care. If he is spankin the monkey that usually means
he is looking at porn or something.

I guess I'm lucky, Jeff doesn't even know how to turn the
computer on. (or so he says :bebe )

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Post Icon Posted: July 20 2006,6:11 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (cruzzze @ July 20 2006,3:46 pm)
How many women out there don't care about there better half spankin' the monkey online?

SOOOOOOOOOOO does that mean you are spanking as
we speak?

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Post Icon Posted: July 20 2006,10:04 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Tip to the newbies...you might want to introduce yourself, make some friends here before you pop on with funky ass questions!  :beat

If you must know how I feel about online porn and the use of it....I think that is PERSONAL between you and the wife!

Every situtation/marriage is different...if your wife is insecure and doesn't like it because it makes her feel badly...then you should respect her insecuries and make her feel more like the sexy one she is...if she's comfortable in her skin and isn't bothered by it then why are you asking? Respect her...I'm sure you have plenty of "material" to work with in your imagination.
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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,1:11 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Wifey @ July 20 2006,10:04 pm)
Tip to the newbies...you might want to introduce yourself, make some friends here before you pop on with funky ass questions!  :beat

If you must know how I feel about online porn and the use of it....I think that is PERSONAL between you and the wife!

Every situtation/marriage is different...if your wife is insecure and doesn't like it because it makes her feel badly...then you should respect her insecuries and make her feel more like the sexy one she is...if she's comfortable in her skin and isn't bothered by it then why are you asking? Respect her...I'm sure you have plenty of "material" to work with in your imagination.

U go girl!

I always knew I liked you!   ;)

It's a whole new year!

Where my girls at?

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Quote (Wifey @ July 20 2006,10:04 pm)
Tip to the newbies...you might want to introduce yourself, make some friends here before you pop on with funky ass questions!  :beat

Have some fun.  Relax.     :stupid

Edited by Gilligan on July 21 2006,4:54 am
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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,6:07 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A good women would spank it for you while you were looking at it online!!   :good
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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,10:32 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Silver @ July 21 2006,1:11 am)
Quote (Wifey @ July 20 2006,10:04 pm)
Tip to the newbies...you might want to introduce yourself, make some friends here before you pop on with funky ass questions!  :beat

If you must know how I feel about online porn and the use of it....I think that is PERSONAL between you and the wife!

Every situtation/marriage is different...if your wife is insecure and doesn't like it because it makes her feel badly...then you should respect her insecuries and make her feel more like the sexy one she is...if she's comfortable in her skin and isn't bothered by it then why are you asking? Respect her...I'm sure you have plenty of "material" to work with in your imagination.

U go girl!

I always knew I liked you!   ;)

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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,4:39 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (cruzzze @ July 20 2006,3:46 pm)
How many women out there don't care about there better half spankin' the monkey online?
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Quote (LASINC @ July 20 2006,4:04 pm)
With a first post like that, kinda scares me to think what you're doin right now.  :stupid  :laugh  :beat

:rotflmao  :good
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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,4:58 pm Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Just exactly what is a monkey? I seen a girl with a shirt that said I SPANK MY MONKEY. AND A GUYS SHIRT THAT SAID "CHOKE MY CHICKEN". ANYWAY That's where they say AIDS came from F'n with monkeys :eek  :eek so you better leave the monkeys alone :eek  :eek never know who they been with :flamed

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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,5:05 pm Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I've also heard people say that they were going to go feed the monkey a banana, and I know he was going to go--- get some, slam, hit it,bang,screw, tap this chick. so I know sick is something good now---is spank the monkey a gay term like hersey highway :eek  :eek

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Post Icon Posted: July 21 2006,6:13 pm Post # 15 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Strange way to word that. ... Spank the monkey online?

I see no reason why any woman would care if you were playing around with this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

... and if you meant something else, you might have wanted to use an adverb such as 'while'.... or better yet, just keep it to yourself.

Maybe spending a little less time spanking, and a little more thought on how to be romantic, and you just might not have to worry about this anymore.

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Quote (Delusion @ July 21 2006,6:13 pm)
Strange way to word that. ... Spank the monkey online?

I see no reason why any woman would care if you were playing around with this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

... and if you meant something else, you might have wanted to use an adverb such as 'while'.... or better yet, just keep it to yourself.

Maybe spending a little less time spanking, and a little more thought on how to be romantic, and you just might not have to worry about this anymore.

I got up to like 290, you got to be good to spank that monkey @1500mph

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Best I could get was 282!.. :eek
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Post Icon Posted: July 22 2006,9:41 pm Post # 18 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
yea I have no idea how they got 1,500mph... They must spend an awful lot of time spanking their monkey. Maybe Cruzzze should be talking with them!

I did get up in the 400s though... bit of a trick is to click the mouse but pick it up off the mouse pad and then just touch it down as you move it across....

Maybe I'm spending too much time spankin' that monkey...
Hate those cheezy yet addicting online flash games! Almost as bad as:
http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html


Err, back to work.

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Quote (Delusion @ July 21 2006,6:13 pm)
Strange way to word that. ... Spank the monkey online?

I see no reason why any woman would care if you were playing around with this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

... and if you meant something else, you might have wanted to use an adverb such as 'while'.... or better yet, just keep it to yourself.

Maybe spending a little less time spanking, and a little more thought on how to be romantic, and you just might not have to worry about this anymore.

Classic...I love it!!! LOL  :D
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I'm much better at that waste can thing, then basketball!  ;)
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