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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,11:09 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out  with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!;

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,11:21 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:good  :rotflmao

That was a GOOD ONE


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,11:24 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,12:03 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:rotflmao  :D  :good very funny!!!


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,12:48 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:rotflmao    I bet the cost of maintanace there's a hell of a difference.   :eek   :laugh

Edited by BigDog on Aug. 03 2006,12:49 pm
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,1:26 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:good  :laugh  :beer
The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,5:32 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
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And thats just to tell you the kitchen light was left on. :laugh


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,6:27 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

LMAO!



Edited by My Man's Sportin' Wood on Aug. 03 2006,6:30 pm
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2006,9:14 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:good  :laugh  :rotflmao  :jumpie


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2006,5:56 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

That's a good one!.. :D  :good  :laugh  :laugh

Edited by GoFastRacer on Aug. 04 2006,5:57 am
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2006,7:58 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

I' think I'll Test Ride a few of each...... :D

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I've had both the bike was less expensive and not as loud  :D
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:good  That is a great one!  :good
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