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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 19 2006,6:33 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I
hadn't paid for them yet.
Helllooooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast- talking
sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves!
"Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up....
He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 19 2006,7:04 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer   See, sometimes it does pay to be stupid.... :D
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 19 2006,7:34 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (shueman @ Aug. 19 2006,7:04 am)
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer   See, sometimes it does pay to be stupid.... :D

Yeah, and it pays to be dumb sometimes too!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 19 2006,8:42 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 19 2006,7:34 am)
Quote (shueman @ Aug. 19 2006,7:04 am)
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer   See, sometimes it does pay to be stupid.... :D

Yeah, and it pays to be dumb sometimes too!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

I meant dumb.....stupid me.... :beat
My kid's got that "dumb act" down, for sure.... :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 19 2006,8:57 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (shueman @ Aug. 19 2006,8:42 am)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ Aug. 19 2006,7:34 am)
Quote (shueman @ Aug. 19 2006,7:04 am)
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer   See, sometimes it does pay to be stupid.... :D

Yeah, and it pays to be dumb sometimes too!.. :D  :laugh  :rotflmao

I meant dumb.....stupid me.... :beat
My kid's got that "dumb act" down, for sure.... :laugh

I hear that!.. :D  :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 19 2006,10:37 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

LOL :laugh  :good


Shhh!! Can you hear that?? :D
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 20 2006,10:32 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Well Art, How long are you thinking it'll be 'till he calls you again?? Think that he'll try to repo. the winders??v :stupid


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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 20 2006,11:48 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Carrera Elite @ Aug. 20 2006,10:32 am)
Well Art, How long are you thinking it'll be 'till he calls you again?? Think that he'll try to repo. the winders??v :stupid

:D  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 20 2006,9:03 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

:rotflmao   So this year you should make money??  :stupid












:laugh   :rotflmao   :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 20 2006,9:16 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Yeah right, I wish!.. :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 21 2006,4:28 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Wouldn't that be nice.   :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 21 2006,7:04 pm Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

That is fricken hilarious.  :rotflmao
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