GoFastRacer
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Posted: Aug. 19 2006,7:47 am |
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still
  working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
  "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge
  sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
  decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to
  be true, so he changed the sign to read:
  "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
  . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us
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  While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
  direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
  him up every morning.
  She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that
  the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she sho ok her head and
  said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
  . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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  I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
  call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
  told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
  responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
  Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
  . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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  My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
  overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
  she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible,
  but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
  . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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  My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that's designed to cut through a
  seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
  . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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  I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
  attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
  out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
  ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
  . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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  I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
  lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
  She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
  and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
  . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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  While wor king at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
  go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
  into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
  "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
  pieces.
  . . . . . . . . . . . . Yep, They Walk Among Us. They walk among us, and
  reproduce, too!
Edited by GoFastRacer on Aug. 19 2006,7:47 am
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