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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,11:36 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thought we'd check this place out on Sunday afternoon.

Cruised in and it wasn't too crowded but the blonde bartender was in way over her head and couldn't keep up. Finally walked up to the bar and tried to order drinks and an appettizer. She just looked at me like I was from Mars and told me that I had to go to the restuarant if I wanted food, followed with a "you don't expect me to go get it do you".

It must've been the turtle soup remark... :D

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,12:21 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Maybe you should've walked in there with your pirate suit.  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,12:26 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Um maybe she read the article???  :stupid

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634/

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,12:51 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
uhh ohh   :drama

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,12:53 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (NakedTurtle @ Aug. 30 2006,12:26 pm)
Um maybe she read the article???  :stupid

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634/

I would have figured that she would have been more polite and helpful if she read that article.  :eek   :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,3:43 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Maybe not, I think a lot of guys with small genitals go out to Havasu! Have you seen all the big trucks out there??? Maybe she's sick of polar bears asking for appetizers!  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,5:42 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Sounds like they need to step up the staff or get a couple of food runners, gota have munchies while yer :drink

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,7:19 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (NakedTurtle @ Aug. 30 2006,12:26 pm)
Um maybe she read the article???  :stupid

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634/

So what are you saying? :stupid

She read the article and figured he didn't have the cajones to drop kick a turtle? :fight

All you aquatic or terrestrial reptiles of the order Testudines (or Chelonia), having horny toothless jaws and a bony or leathery shell into which the head, limbs, and tail can be withdrawn, stick together don't you! :rolleyes

That chick ought to go back and re-learn the "Service" side of her chosen profession....or get out! I was in that line of work for many years and that's not how you treat a customer.

....sorry about the Testudines crack. :peace

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,7:22 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (AZKC @ Aug. 30 2006,5:42 pm)
Sounds like they need to step up the staff or get a couple of food runners, gota have munchies while yer :drink

Yep, I had plenty of beverages on the boat, mostly just wanted to check the place out, but after that, we just bailed. Went to the Channel and got a couple of killer sandwiches from the deli and then headed down river for some privacy.  :good

And damn NT....when you hit below the belt, you also hang on and give 'em a twist.....









......Thanks, feels kinda nice having you down there playin'  
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,7:50 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:pirate Just kidding!  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,8:05 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Me too.

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 30 2006,9:39 pm Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Don't let your guard down...she'll sic the attack turtles on you! :eek

Edited by GlassMan on Aug. 30 2006,9:39 pm

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