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Posted: Sep. 13 2006,12:06 pm |
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The best football joke in the entire world...
Quote | Recently a teacher started a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explained to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asked the class to raise their hands if they too were Chargers fans.
Everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl. The Teacher looked at the girl with surprise and said, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Chargers fan", she replied.
The Teacher, still shocked, asked "Well if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Broncos fan, and proud of it", Mary replied.
The Teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Broncos fan when you live in America's finest city, San Diego?"
"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Broncos fan and my dad is a Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!"
"Well," said the Teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Broncos fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "A Raiders fan." |
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